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features of the iphone (humor)

Nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wall Exclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself using your iPhone at all times Takes Polaroids When moved from hand to ear, makes Lightsaber sound effects Prominent Apple logo Reproduces through asexual budding Has way, way more PRAM than the last thingy Comes with an iPhone hat, so people know you own ...

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8th grade poetry

I stumbled across this during my spring cleaning. We had to write a response to a piece of poetry. I choose Wordsworth’s, I wandered as lonely as a cloud… ———— The garden sighed as the breeze blew through it. The garden looked like a rainbow, glittering and jeweled, bowing down to the earth. A giant’s gentle hand-sweep caused a gentle stirring as the flowers awoke ...

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