Ok, here is the last of my ramblings on my weekend.
Please, people of the world, family, friends, etc. listen to me….

No funeral for me. If someone wants to throw a big ol’ memorial party complete with frozen fruity drinks and rockin’ music, then by all means go ahead….
but no weepy pledges to save any souls from eternal damnation…
..no preaching, no pleading, no wailing, no country music, no somber church music…
Absolutely, no wake.

got it?

I hope so.

‘Coz, I can’t stand that stuff.

Cremate me— send a few bits to outer space so I can be a shooting star and the rest will get scattered according to my list.

For those of you who haven’t heard of this idea: Celestis’ webpage